Does it make me a bad parent that…
March 10, 2009
I am starting to think I’m a bad parent. You will soon see why. The real question is, Does it make me a bad parent that my son…
can recognize and name the two main characters on Bones?
says, “I’m sexy,” while rubbing his belly when he doesn’t have a shirt on?
says, “Hi naked boy!” when he sees his father naked?
tells me it’s not ‘ppropriate for me to yell at the dog and sends me to timeout?
reminds me to say “excuse me” when I burp?
still sleeps 5 nights a week in my bed despite the hundred times that I have said we are not going to let him anymore?
can already make the boy-patented, machine-gun noise and knows to look down the barrel when he “shoots”?
when asked to stop picking his nose responds with, “But there are boogers up there!”?
Well, I know the answer is probably yes, but who has time for good parenting these days when there are so many good shows to watch on T.V.?
That was funny. Sometimes I think we do the best we can and the rest just happens. Although, please tell Ian to quit walking around with no clothes on. The horror that brings to my mind!
Sorry about the visuals, but no way I’m asking him to stop!
I’ll have it known that I don’t walk around the house nude. I get out of the shower and there he is waiting in the bathroom to welcome me with his “Hello, naked boy!” I’d have to put my clothes on in the shower to avoid it.
Whatever “Naked Boy”!!